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  • me: [gently touches the sleeping cat]
  • cat: [makes a tiny cat noise]
  • me: ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh nooooooooooooooooooooooooo ohh noo ohhhhh nooooooo oh no oh nooooo oh my god oh noooo
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    [opens pizza box] *snoop dogg voice* greetings loved ones

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    i like online shopping and putting everything i want in a cart then checking my subtotal and laughing and closing the tab

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    when you’re trying to take a photo of some stupid shit and you get caught


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